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Inside The Stories of Even Swamp Creatures Get the Blues

The most common question for authors is: "Where do your stories come from?" Authors often give poor answers. This is because creativity is nebulous. While something may spark an idea, stories are inspired by a wide variety of experiences. Rarely do stories have that single light bulb moment. That's what makes writing tough – you have to fight for every word.

Below, you will find my attempts at retracing the origins of each of the 15 stories found in Even Swamp Creatures Get the Blues. I hope this offers some insight into the creative process. Keep in mind, there's no single right way to find ideas for original stories. And the only wrong way is to never try.

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THEY EAT PEOPLE ON PHOBOS

We'd been enjoying the artificial paradise of Phobos, Mars' tiny, potato-shaped moon, for three days when Dr. Conrad had an accident. After a third restful night with amorous snuggling and no sex (the wife's choice, not mine), we were awoken just as the synthetic dawn script began. It was an explosion that gave a strong shove against the bed. By the time I'd gotten on my shirt and slippers and stumbled out of our cabin, the fire was out.

Many of my ideas begin as titles. Sometimes I sit with a notebook and jot down interesting titles, fun first lines, or very brief ideas. I don't try to create anything from these at that moment. I have to let them linger in my subconscious. Sometimes the idea will come back to me in the shower (my thinking space!) or during a movie (I'll spend half the film developing the idea in my head) or while driving (don't try and takes notes while at the wheel).

They Eat People on Phobos began as a different title, which I found funny: A Cannibal's Guide to Mars. What did that mean? I had no idea. But I started thinking about it over several weeks. Why would people resort to cannibalism? They'd have to be stranded, right? And the story grew from there. The first draft was bloated, had a lot of unnecessary back story, and delved too deeply into the marital strife between Stephen and Charlotte.

Once I saw how the subtext of the sexually strained relationship could work with the situation of the two being stranded without food, I understood how to rework the story (and title).


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A BIRD, A PLANE, A MAN…

It's not my birthday, but they put candles on the cake. Long ago, one huff would have destroyed the wall beyond, but now, at sixty and with less strength than a teenager, it takes two blows just to put out the tiny flames. They clap and cameras flash, like they once did when I could guide a wayward plane safely to the ground with my bare hands. It's rare for anyone to celebrate me these days. Each morning's journey to the mirror reveals new grey. The white sands of hair are quickly eating away at the black sea. I'm still tall, still thick, but my voice commands only children to their desks. And now that I'm retired from this second profession as teacher, that power too is stripped. There is nothing left but to count away the remaining years, to check them off one by one and wait for the inevitable, a day I thought would come at an enemy's hand, or in a sacrifice to save the Emerald Isle. It will be a common death.

I'm a big comic-book fan. I'm less interested in who can run the fastest or punch the hardest. I like when the life of a character's alter-ego conflicts with their super ego. I don't think many superhero books do the "common" persona of their heroes justice. I took the typical red, white, and blue super-human and wondered what life would be like after retirement.

This could easily be the story of a celebrity getting too old to be in action movies or a boxer who's taken one blow too many and has to hang ‘em up. But I think putting such emotional weight on the shoulders of someone who could fly across the world in just a matter of minutes makes for a far more interesting story.


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THE HEARTS OF BABOONS

When Mr. Van Harten awoke, his wife had a plate of sugar cookies and divorce papers for him to sign. Tubes ran out his nose and twisted and curled around other tubes. The heart monitor was turned off because no one could stand the constant beeeeeeeep it registered. Upon seeing his eyes open, his wife shoved a cookie in his mouth and a pen in his hand. He signed without thinking. She was out the hospital door before the crumbs had finished falling from his lips.

This started as a college poetry assignment. We were supposed to take a common saying or well-known phrase, turn it literal, and write a poem. I chose "I left my heart in San Francisco." The poem was terrible and had this poor man accidentally leaving his heart back at his hotel. Making it through airport security and getting on the plane, he suffered serious physical ailments. After all, he didn't have a heart.

Over the next decade that poem morphed into numerous story variations, finally settling on the one you can read in Even Swamp Creatures Get the Blues. I've always found it funny. And I like that its meaning is nebulous.


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AT HOME IN THE BIG BLACK

At the start of their journey, she didn't think much of James Carter, but as the rest of the crew argued that they leave poor Kellerman to rot in space, Miranda understood there was something different about him. Carter was a last-minute addition after the Ecclesia's longtime cook, Mattheis, failed to show at departure. Carter said nothing, did nothing as the other members of the crew volleyed words, the majority urging that they leave Kellerman to the fate he chose. But not Carter. He would have no part in either side. He watched, arms crossed, with that warm Midwest expression. His eyes never left Miranda. When she fought her point, begged the captain to see the merit in saving the life of a fellow crewman, rebutted the callous counterpoints of Yukes and Corona, he was watching. And when she took a breath to regroup and glanced his way, Carter met her eyes as if it were her obscenely starting at him.

The TV show Lost meant a great deal to me. Its ending stuck with me. Okay, the ending made me depressed. I probably could have been clinically diagnosed. For a good week, I was sullen. My heart was broken. I had to get that feeling out in something.

I'd been looking for a good outerspace sci-fi story for a while. Rather than break the mold, I took an old idea – people trapped on a ship with something bad – but gave it my own twist. This bad thing, it never kills anyone directly. I hope the ending shows that evil doesn't have to be malevolent. Man's ability to venture into deep space can prove more beneficial than we might realize.


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EVEN SWAMP CREATURES GET THE BLUES

You've got your tie straight, hairs parted, new suit pressed (no wrinkles) and six swamp lilies tied with pink ribbon in your hand. You leave the lagoon early, just to be sure you aren't late. Your cousin (on your mother's side) was good enough to let you borrow his Gremlin. You've only driven twice in your life. It's been a while since you've hit the city. West Hollywood is as you remembered it. Six blocks of riches followed by three blocks of slums. And so on.

When you take a writing workshop, there is always going to be a wide range of skill levels. Usually, I'm open to this. Everyone has something to learn. But for some reason, one story about a blind date set something off in me. It was slow, boring, pedantic. The writer argued, "but this is what happened." Your job as a fiction writer is not to tell what happened, but to create entertaining stories that connect to some core part of humanity.

After class, I sat down determined to write an interesting version of an Internet blind date. The title came first and everything flowed quickly thereafter. I'd love to say that it's in second person for some very specific narrative benefit. It's not. I've rewritten it before in both first and third person and neither felt right. Something about second person works for me here (and only here).

Even Swamp Creatures Get the Blues was my first published story. Many thanks to Rosebud Magazine for launching my career.


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RAVI'S FUNERAL

My entrance into the church was an unfortunate spectacle. The church door was old and heavy and gave a loud groan with its opening, prompting every head to turn. Eyes opened a little wider, mouths fell agape and a collective gasp stole the words of the Reverend as I made my way towards an empty seat at a pew. I smiled politely, nodded in recognition of the attention and then motioned back towards the front of the church, where the coffin lay, opened so that Ravi Patel could enjoy his funeral. I smoothed my tie, adjusted my cuffs, picked a piece of lint off my charcoal dress pants. The funeral did not continue. They waited, all one-hundred of them, for an explanation. Even the Revered appeared unwilling to proceed, perhaps not for his own edification, but because this crowd would not pay attention to the matter at hand until I explained myself.

Ravi's Funeral began as a story about identical twins. If you read the stories in Even Swamp Creatures Get the Blues, you'll probably notice that identity plays a big role. When this story was just about estranged twins who'd fought over a woman, it was bad melodrama. It stayed that waysfor many years.

The change from a story about twins to a story about a clone didn't come because I'd had a eureka moment and found a solution to a narrative problem. What I had originally couldn't be published. No one wanted it. No one liked it. It wasn't "literary" enough for small press mags and it wasn't part of any definable genre. When I began focusing my writing efforts on speculative fiction, I had to figure out a way to sci-fi things up.

I rewrote Ravi's Funeral from the perspective of the clone, at first just changing "twin" to clone before really investing and rewriting almost every line. What was once one of my weakest stories is now the strongest look at identity in this collection. Who is a clone once he's no longer following in the footsteps of his originator?


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JOB INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE

The economy was for shit and times were tough for dead and living alike. That's why, after three months of avoiding slumming in manual labor, I finally swallowed what little pride a vampire's allowed and applied for blue-collar work. The human resources lady, Ms. O'Donnell, with her clean gray suit and tightly packed hair, spent the better part of the interview checking and then double-checking to ensure I'd properly filled out the application. Even though I came in my best suit—the only suit left following the divorce—she hardly bothered to look me in the eyes.

I'm a little tired of the romanticized versions of vampires. I don't think of them as some elitist class. They're outsiders in the world of the living. Most vampire fiction has the undead hiding themselves among humans as some form of predatory act. I wanted to tell a story of someone trying to hide his vampirism to avoid discrimination.

The story is intentionally simple, which freed me up to discover a lot of interesting facts about a world where vampires were second-class citizens. The details on how the Stake Squad tortures its detainees came as I wrote the first draft. They weren't initially a part of the story, but once I'd set up their cruelty, I had to tie them in to the ending. I like knowing where I'm headed with a story, but I give myself a lot of latitude to adjust elements as new opportunities reveal themselves.


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ISRAEL STEIN, PRIVATE DICK

"I can see the future," I told her, setting down my half-full glass of well scotch. I always made the mistake of telling the truth when I was drunk. It was late and the bar had mostly emptied. Those who remained hid in dark corners, consoling themselves with cheap alcohol and a jukebox full of Sinatra classics.

The Coen Brothers released a short story collection in the ‘90s, Gates of Eden, which included an offbeat private detective tale. I wrote some little thing trying to imitate the Coens' gift for awkward situations. None of what I wrote survived future drafts except the name, Israel Stein. That first attempt was a weird vignette that had one of my favorite opening lines I've ever written: "I'm not your average Dick." I have no idea how I got from this dialogue to a time-travelling detective, but creativity works in very mysterious ways. Enjoy this snippet from the original draft:

"Let me tell you a story." He snorted air out his nose like a bull about to charge. "Something I learned as a kid. A lesson you would do well to heed." His lip twitched slightly and he paused. For a second I thought he was in need of a smoke. So was I. But the hopes of enjoying a satisfying puff of nicotine were dashed when he began his tale.

"See, it's Halloween right, and this kid is supposed to go trick or treating with his friends. It's a big fucking deal. But he doesn't have no money. And his dad drinks a lot, so he's no help and his mom's a fat whore and all she does is watch Ricky Lake all day. So he gets this bed sheet and he cuts holes in it, like he's gonna be a ghost. But he cuts too many holes. I mean, he's got more eyes than an Idaho spud. So there he is, a big white potato, trick or treatin' with all his friends. And they are dressed as princesses and goblins and shit. So they go to the first house and all the other kids get fucking candy. I'm talkin' Gobstoppers and Jujubees and those chocolate covered raisins. Bliss, right? But the potato--he gets no candy. He gets a rock. A fucking rock. And all his friends laugh at him and dangle their Mars bars in front of his face and giggle and dance around him, showing off their Butterfingers and bags of jelly beans. And do you know what this kid does?"

I shook my head, but I hoped he didn't eat the rock in defiance.
"He throws the rock through the guy's window."
"Boy, kids are really out of control nowadays."
"Do you know the moral of this story?"
"There should be some kind of curfew to keep kids off the streets at night?"
"Ya know, for a detective, you don't detect well." It seemed my client was on to me. "No, the moral of the story is, don't give me fuckin' rocks. I expect some good candy when I come back here next week."
"I've got Oreos, if you want some."


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THE DREAM EATER

Jiang drew two lines through his palm with a blade and smeared his blood under the arch of his son's door. It was foolish to expect a response, but all he had left was foolishness. His son, Wei-shan, had spent seven nights without sleep and though many doctors came with potions and oils and needles, none could give the child rest. Jiang assumed, at first, that this was part of the illness that had kept his son bedridden the past month. But as each successive doctor and guru failed, he become more resolved that something unnatural was keeping his son from sleeping.

I have about a dozen books on my shelf that retell the folklore of different cultures. I read through them once in a while, seeing if an old story can spark new ideas. The Baku caught my attention a while back. The Dream Eater. Though it looks hideous and sounds ominous, most cultures consider them benevolent. They eat bad dreams. A better story was to make one of them go rogue. A Baku with a taste for sweeter dreams.

Little changed from the first draft to the final. Published originally in Gargoyle Magazine, The Dream Eater was nominated for a 2010 Pushcart Prize.


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FIRSTS

In every society there are rites of passage: Your first kiss, first love, first sex, first kill. In many ways, I'm your typical teenage girl. I want to be held, to be cared for, to be loved. Around the age of twelve, the girls in my family are expected to experience their first transformation. I'm four years late. My mother calls me her ugly duckling. "One day, Colleen, you'll reveal your inner beauty," she says, eyes as bright as the moon. "You can't fight who nature wants you to become." My best friend Morgan says something similar about my reluctance with boys. My mother's unaware that I like the way a boy's lips feel against my skin, that I spend my nights longing to be touched; Morgan doesn't know that my family is descended from the Great Wolf, that there is a dark destiny in my bloodline.

Pay attention. Here is one of the great lessons of fiction. Surprise is never as good as suspense. Surprise means the unexpected happened. A man walked down the street and was shot in the head by a sniper. It's sudden. It's shocking. It's confusing. Suspense comes when the reader knows something a character does not. What's more tense: Having a knife-wielding maniac leap out and attack a woman in her own home or knowing that masked man is waiting in the bedroom while the woman goes about her daily routine without a clue?

Originally, Firsts was coy. Colleen hinted that she was different, that she was dangerous. But it wasn't really clear. And when the final moment came where she was forced to choose which rite of passage to take (that of teenage girl or werewolf), the reader was left befuddled as to what even happened. I thought I was clever, but no one got it. I started again, this time deciding to tell readers up front about Colleen's lineage. Firsts reads much clearer now. No, there's no surprises here – just great drama as a young girl accepts the pain of becoming an adult.


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THE MONSTER MAKER

Last year I made a terrible mistake. I destroyed a man who'd destroyed me. He was known as the Monster Maker, but in the six months I worked for him, no one ever called him by that name. It was Dr. Pinkus or Sir, but never Monster Maker. The media had given him the moniker for obvious reasons, but no one in Station Zero dared even say it behind his back.

Stories about side characters draw me in. I like to learn about the people on the periphery, the ones who experience the main plot of a story from a very different perspective. What's it like being the gardener for a criminal mastermind? How challenging is it to be a physicist trying to reason how heroes and villains continually alter the time stream? If you pitch a no-hitter in the World Series the same day a superhero league saves the planet from an alien invasion, is it even worth celebrating?

I started asking myself what it would be like to be a janitor inside a super villain's base and the story for Monster Maker quickly took shape. It had to be a revenge tale (because I love revenge tales) and the villain had to have some depth. I tend to do more introspection than action, but I needed a physical struggle for the finale. The Monster Maker ends the only way it could.


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THE DEVIL'S ART

The Devil's waiting room was beautifully decorated. Arthur Conkle sat in a tan leather couch firm enough to support his extra weight, but with enough give to allow him to sink back comfortably. The coffee table housed a pleasant spread of contemporary magazines—GQ, Entertainment Weekly, Time, The American Spectator—all current. Artwork hung on the mauve walls, each one rich in color and touched with an inexplicable melancholy. Arthur couldn't place the artists, but then his idea of culture was broadcast in HD. Wagner's Faust Symphony, including the movements Wagner never lived to finish, played softly through speakers hidden in the ceiling. It was a pleasant 68 degrees, cool enough to keep Arthur from sweating through his new light-blue dress shirt and tweed sports coat.

Sometimes writing is nothing more than monkey see, monkey do. One of the great sci-fi writers of all time, Alfred Bester, wrote a short story with a fun take on the Devil as corporate honcho. It inspired me to try my own stab at the Devil. I wanted to accomplish two things. First, to show how the Devil tricks so many people into devaluing their souls. Second, to finally answer what the Devil does with the souls he collects.


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SEVEN SINS FOR SEVEN DWARVES

She appeared in the forest as a character appears in a dream—without any proper measure of how she got there or when she arrived, just the knowledge that she was a part of the tapestry. Autumn had overtaken the forest and the trees were alight with bright orange leaves. The wild white roses, which grew some ten feet by end of summer, stretched to catch the sun that managed to slip through the trees; they strained for any remaining drops of dew.

On an email thread with a bunch of writers, someone proclaimed that nothing original could be done with old fairy tales. It was in response to a rash of fairy tale deconstructions, probably brought on by the success of Wicked. I disagreed. I'll always disagree when someone says an idea or a concept can't be fresh and original. Boil down any great book and you will see that there are only a handful of stories. There's plenty of ways to disguise them, add little twists, but we are fundamentally telling and receiving the same tales from the earliest days of oral storytelling.

I believe he'd used Snow White as an example. And I came back with a few quick notes on how you could make the story original. This person did more than concede. He said, "I'd read that story." And so I wrote it. Seven Sins for Seven Dwarves was first published in The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction (which is a big deal for a geek like me).


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SADNESS, LIKE A WARM CUP OF COCOA

The say the ninth step is often the hardest. Tough for addicts to sit down people they wronged and atone for sins of the drink or the needle or the pipe. Tougher still for someone like me, whose addiction was unique. But I had my sponsor, Virginia, with me outside the home of the first person I ever hurt to get high. Vee was tense, nervous for me, which was sweet. I mean, quite literally sweet. Her apprehension was a mint sugarcube on my tongue.

Originally, this was a story titled Remission. The idea I had was to cure a vampire and then have him take a 12-step program, where he had to apologize to all his victims. The opening paragraph (above) is exactly as it first came off my fingertips. Immediately I knew this wasn't a story about a traditional vampire. Colin's the worst kind of empath. He feeds on the emotions of others.

I've always been keen on looking at the aftermath of big actions. What happens after the hero vanquishes his nemesis? What is life like once you've won the war? What happens after the bad guy's had his fill and gets bored? I think these types of questions can often be fascinating to explore.


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THE LOST SEASON

David Grace felt guilty; he loved the ghost more than his own wife. It began a year ago. A woman dressed in a white evening gown—deep cut to reveal the small swell of her breasts, the lower half hugging against the curve of her hips, slit showing a glimpse of one smooth, slender thigh—appeared in the wrong dream. She pursed her glossy red lips, but said nothing, looking lost, like an actor who'd stepped on the stage of the wrong play. Grace created a new dream for her, one that belonged to her, one where she could express herself properly in his subconscious underworld. At first this new dream was a dark scene, nothing but a spotlight and the ghost in all white. But over several nights, she broke free and began to move in these dreams. She showed up once with a dance partner, a man Grace didn't recognize. Two strangers, close as lovers, and Grace the voyeur.

This is the real reason Even Swamp Creatures Get the Blues is coming to an eBook reader near you. Novellas are tough to sell. Too big for most magazines, too short for most book publishers. I like this story. It's odd and sad and interesting. And for it to be seen by anyone, I needed to put it out on my own – so I packaged some other good reads around it.

I can't tell the origin of this story without spoiling the entire plot. I'll just say that this is a story about the power our own lies can have over us. It's about a search for identity.